Weekly Geeks #21 – First Lines

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This week Dewey has given us a group blog-hopping scavenger hunt sort of assignment. The main idea is to identify the 100 famous first lines below. We need to figure out the books and authors, but we cannot just google them. First you need to identify the ones you know for sure. Then try to complete your list by visiting other Weekly Geeks. While you’re blog-hopping help out anyone else who is looking for an answer that you know. Take a look here for the detailed instructions.

A couple rules:

1. If you think you might know the source of some first lines but aren’t positive, it’s ok to google them to double-check. But googling all of them is cheating! Googling any of them because you’re stumped is also cheating! Googling something like “first lines of books” and getting a bunch of answers in one place is also cheating! The point is to get lots of WG blog-hopping going on, and if someone googles all the lines and posts all the answers right away, then the fun is over. SADFACE.

2. Dewey found all these lines at one website. If you happen upon that site (or a similar one) in your googling, please avert your eyes as soon as you realize it. And please don’t tell anyone else the url of the site.


Here are the first lines: (I came up with 25 answers, of the rest a few are familiar and a few I have no idea on.)

Update: With help from many other Weekly Geeks I now have 80 of 100 answers.


1. Moby Dick by Herman Melville - Call me Ishmael.

2. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen - It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. Thanks to jessi

3. Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon - A screaming comes across the sky.

4. 100 Years Of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez - Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice. Thanks to softdrink

5. Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov - Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

6. Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy - Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. Thanks to Tammy

7. Finnegan’s Wake by James Joyce - riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs. Thanks to Eva 

8. 1984 by George Orwell - It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

9. Tale Of Two Cities by Charles Dickens - It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.

10. Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison - I am an invisible man.

11. Miss Lonelyhearts by Nathanael West - The Miss Lonelyhearts of the New York Post-Dispatch (Are you in trouble?—Do-you-need-advice?—Write-to-Miss-Lonelyhearts-and-she-will-help-you) sat at his desk and stared at a piece of white cardboard. Thanks to Rachel

12. Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain - You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter.

13. The Trial by Franz Kafka - Someone must have slandered Josef K., for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was arrested. Thanks to Rachel

14. If On A Winter’s Night A Traveller by Italo Calvino - You are about to begin reading Italo Calvino’s new novel, If on a winter’s night a traveler.

15. Murphy by Samuel Beckett - The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. Thanks to Maree

16. Catcher In The Rye by JD Salinger - If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

17. Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce - Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo. Thanks to Alessandra

18. The Good Soldier by Ford Maddox Ford - This is the saddest story I have ever heard. Thanks to Yasmin

19. Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy by Laurence Sterne - I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me; had they duly considered how much depended upon what they were then doing;—that not only the production of a rational Being was concerned in it, but that possibly the happy formation and temperature of his body, perhaps his genius and the very cast of his mind;—and, for aught they knew to the contrary, even the fortunes of his whole house might take their turn from the humours and dispositions which were then uppermost:—Had they duly weighed and considered all this, and proceeded accordingly,—I am verily persuaded I should have made a quite different figure in the world, from that, in which the reader is likely to see me. Thanks to Alessandra

20. David Copperfield by Charles Dickens - Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show. Thanks to Chain Reader

21. Ulysses by James Joyce - Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. Thanks to Yasmin

22. Paul Clifford by Edward Bulwer Lytton -  It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the house-tops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness. Thanks to softdrink

23. Crying Of Lot 49 by Thomas Pynchon - One summer afternoon Mrs. Oedipa Maas came home from a Tupperware party whose hostess had put perhaps too much kirsch in the fondue to find that she, Oedipa, had been named executor, or she supposed executrix, of the estate of one Pierce Inverarity, a California real estate mogul who had once lost two million dollars in his spare time but still had assets numerous and tangled enough to make the job of sorting it all out more than honorary.

24. City Of Glass by Paul Auster - It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other end asking for someone he was not.

25. The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner - Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting. Thanks to Tammy

26. Beloved by Toni Morrison - 124 was spiteful. Thanks to Samantha 

27. Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes - Somewhere in la Mancha, in a place whose name I do not care to remember, a gentleman lived not long ago, one of those who has a lance and ancient shield on a shelf and keeps a skinny nag and a greyhound for racing. Thanks to Becca

28. Stranger by Albert Camus - Mother died today.

29. Waiting by Ha Jin - Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu. Thanks to Megan

30. Neuromancer by William Gibson - The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

31. Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky - I am a sick man . . . I am a spiteful man. Thanks to Dreamybee

32. The Unnamable by Samuel Beckett - Where now? Who now? When now? Thanks to Florinda & Rachel

33. Once an angry man dragged his father along the ground through his own orchard. “Stop!” cried the groaning old man at last, “Stop! I did not drag my father beyond this tree.”

34. In a sense, I am Jacob Horner.

35. It was like so, but wasn’t.

36. —Money . . . in a voice that rustled.

37. Mrs Dalloway by Virginia Woolf - Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself.

38. Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut - All this happened, more or less.

39. Paradise by Toni Morrison - They shoot the white girl first. Thanks to Yasmin

40. Swann’s Way by Marcel Proust - For a long time, I went to bed early. Thanks to Rachel

41. The moment one learns English, complications set in.

42. The Debut by Anita Brookner - Dr. Weiss, at forty, knew that her life had been ruined by literature. Thanks to Care

43. Pale Fire by Vladimir Nabokov - I was the shadow of the waxwing slain / By the false azure in the windowpane; Thanks to Amanda & Chain Reader

44. Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston - Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board. Thanks to Tammy

45. Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton - I had the story, bit by bit, from various people, and, as generally happens in such cases, each time it was a different story. Thanks to Susan L

46. Ages ago, Alex, Allen and Alva arrived at Antibes, and Alva allowing all, allowing anyone, against Alex’s admonition, against Allen’s angry assertion: another African amusement . . . anyhow, as all argued, an awesome African army assembled and arduously advanced against an African anthill, assiduously annihilating ant after ant, and afterward, Alex astonishingly accuses Albert as also accepting Africa’s antipodal ant annexation.

47. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader by C. S. Lewis - There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it. Thanks to Chain Reader

48. The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway - He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish. Thanks to Tammy

49. It was the day my grandmother exploded.

50. Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides - I was born twice: first, as a baby girl, on a remarkably smogless Detroit day in January of 1960; and then again, as a teenage boy, in an emergency room near Petoskey, Michigan, in August of 1974.

51. Elmer Gantry by Sinclair Lewis - Elmer Gantry was drunk. Thanks to Rachel

52. We started dying before the snow, and like the snow, we continued to fall.

53. Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury - It was a pleasure to burn.

54. End Of The Affair by Graham Greene - A story has no beginning or end; arbitrarily one chooses that moment of experience from which to look back or from which to look ahead.

55. At Swim-Two-Birds by Flann O'Brien - Having placed in my mouth sufficient bread for three minutes’ chewing, I withdrew my powers of sensual perception and retired into the privacy of my mind, my eyes and face assuming a vacant and preoccupied expression. Thanks to Jacqui

56. Robinson Crusoe by Daniel DeFoe - I was born in the Year 1632, in the City of York, of a good Family, tho’ not of that Country, my Father being a Foreigner of Bremen, who settled first at Hull; He got a good Estate by Merchandise, and leaving off his Trade, lived afterward at York, from whence he had married my Mother, whose Relations were named Robinson, a very good Family in that Country, and from whom I was called Robinson Kreutznaer; but by the usual Corruption of Words in England, we are now called, nay we call our selves, and write our Name Crusoe, and so my Companions always call’d me.

57. In the beginning, sometimes I left messages in the street.

58. Middlemarch by George Eliot - Miss Brooke had that kind of beauty which seems to be thrown into relief by poor dress. Thanks to Chain Reader

59. Catch-22 by Joseph Heller - It was love at first sight. Thanks to Icedream 

60. What if this young woman, who writes such bad poems, in competition with her husband, whose poems are equally bad, should stretch her remarkably long and well-made legs out before you, so that her skirt slips up to the tops of her stockings?

61. Razor’s Edge by W. Somerset Maughm - I have never begun a novel with more misgiving. Thanks to Tammy 

62. Back When We Were Grownups by Anne Tyler - Once upon a time, there was a woman who discovered she had turned into the wrong person. Thanks to Valerie

63. The human race, to which so many of my readers belong, has been playing at children’s games from the beginning, and will probably do it till the end, which is a nuisance for the few people who grow up.

64. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald - In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I’ve been turning over in my mind ever since. Thanks to Rachel

65. The Color Purple by Alice Walker - You better not never tell nobody but God.

66. Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie - “To be born again,” sang Gibreel Farishta tumbling from the heavens, “first you have to die.”

67. The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath - It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn’t know what I was doing in New York. Thanks to Samantha

68. Broom of the System by David Foster Wallace - Most really pretty girls have pretty ugly feet, and so does Mindy Metalman, Lenore notices, all of a sudden. Thanks to Lenore

69. Herzog by Saul Bellow - If I am out of my mind, it’s all right with me, thought Moses Herzog. Thanks to jessi 

70. Francis Marion Tarwater’s uncle had been dead for only half a day when the boy got too drunk to finish digging his grave and a Negro named Buford Munson, who had come to get a jug filled, had to finish it and drag the body from the breakfast table where it was still sitting and bury it in a decent and Christian way, with the sign of its Saviour at the head of the grave and enough dirt on top to keep the dogs from digging it up.

71. The Tin Drum by Gunter Grass - Granted: I am an inmate of a mental hospital; my keeper is watching me, he never lets me out of his sight; there’s a peephole in the door, and my keeper’s eye is the shade of brown that can never see through a blue-eyed type like me. Thanks to Dreamybee

72. When Dick Gibson was a little boy he was not Dick Gibson.

73. Hiram Clegg, together with his wife Emma and four friends of the faith from Randolph Junction, were summoned by the Spirit and Mrs. Clara Collins, widow of the beloved Nazarene preacher Ely Collins, to West Condon on the weekend of the eighteenth and nineteenth of April, there to await the End of the World.

74. The Wings of the Dove by Henry James - She waited, Kate Croy, for her father to come in, but he kept her unconscionably, and there were moments at which she showed herself, in the glass over the mantel, a face positively pale with the irritation that had brought her to the point of going away without sight of him. Thanks to Susan L

75. A Farewell to Arms by Ernest Hemingway - In the late summer of that year we lived in a house in a village that looked across the river and the plain to the mountains. Thanks to Susan

76. “Take my camel, dear,” said my Aunt Dot, as she climbed down from this animal on her return from High Mass.

77. Lord Jim by Joseph Conrad - He was an inch, perhaps two, under six feet, powerfully built, and he advanced straight at you with a slight stoop of the shoulders, head forward, and a fixed from-under stare which made you think of a charging bull. Thanks to Susan L

78. The Go- Between by L. P. Hartley - The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there. Thanks to Katherine

79. Riddley Walker by Russell Hoban - On my naming day when I come 12 I gone front spear and kilt a wyld boar he parbly ben the las wyld pig on the Bundel Downs any how there hadnt ben none for a long time befor him nor I aint looking to see none agen. Thanks to Maree

80. Justice?—You get justice in the next world, in this world you have the law.

81. Crash by JG Ballard - Vaughan died yesterday in his last car-crash.

82. I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith - I write this sitting in the kitchen sink. Thanks to softdrink

83. Geek Love by Katherine Dunn - “When your mama was the geek, my dreamlets,” Papa would say, “she made the nipping off of noggins such a crystal mystery that the hens themselves yearned toward her, waltzing around her, hypnotized with longing.”

84. In the last years of the Seventeenth Century there was to be found among the fops and fools of the London coffee-houses one rangy, gangling flitch called Ebenezer Cooke, more ambitious than talented, and yet more talented than prudent, who, like his friends-in-folly, all of whom were supposed to be educating at Oxford or Cambridge, had found the sound of Mother English more fun to game with than her sense to labor over, and so rather than applying himself to the pains of scholarship, had learned the knack of versifying, and ground out quires of couplets after the fashion of the day, afroth with Joves and Jupiters, aclang with jarring rhymes, and string-taut with similes stretched to the snapping-point.

85. Last Good Kiss by James Krumley -  When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just outside of Sonoma, California, drinking the heart right out of a fine spring afternoon.

86. It was just noon that Sunday morning when the sheriff reached the jail with Lucas Beauchamp though the whole town (the whole county too for that matter) had known since the night before that Lucas had killed a white man.

87. I, Claudius by Robert Graves - I, Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus This-that-and-the-other (for I shall not trouble you yet with all my titles) who was once, and not so long ago either, known to my friends and relatives and associates as “Claudius the Idiot,” or “That Claudius,” or “Claudius the Stammerer,” or “Clau-Clau-Claudius” or at best as “Poor Uncle Claudius,” am now about to write this strange history of my life; starting from my earliest childhood and continuing year by year until I reach the fateful point of change where, some eight years ago, at the age of fifty-one, I suddenly found myself caught in what I may call the “golden predicament” from which I have never since become disentangled. Thanks to softdrink

88. Middle Passage, Charles Johnson - Of all the things that drive men to sea, the most common disaster, I’ve come to learn, is women. Thanks to Yasmin

89. The Adventures of Augie March by Saul Bellow - I am an American, Chicago born—Chicago, that somber city—and go at things as I have taught myself, free-style, and will make the record in my own way: first to knock, first admitted; sometimes an innocent knock, sometimes a not so innocent. Thanks to Dreamybee

90. Babbitt by Sinclair Lewis - The towers of Zenith aspired above the morning mist; austere towers of steel and cement and limestone, sturdy as cliffs and delicate as silver rods. Thanks to Susan L

91. I will tell you in a few words who I am: lover of the hummingbird that darts to the flower beyond the rotted sill where my feet are propped; lover of bright needlepoint and the bright stitching fingers of humorless old ladies bent to their sweet and infamous designs; lover of parasols made from the same puffy stuff as a young girl’s underdrawers; still lover of that small naval boat which somehow survived the distressing years of my life between her decks or in her pilothouse; and also lover of poor dear black Sonny, my mess boy, fellow victim and confidant, and of my wife and child. But most of all, lover of my harmless and sanguine self.

92. Scaramouche by Rafael Sabatini - He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. Thanks to Becca

93. Psychics can see the color of time it’s blue.

94. The Heart is a Lonely Hunter by Carson McCullers - In the town, there were two mutes and they were always together. Thanks to Maree

95. Once upon a time two or three weeks ago, a rather stubborn and determined middle-aged man decided to record for posterity, exactly as it happened, word by word and step by step, the story of another man for indeed what is great in man is that he is a bridge and not a goal, a somewhat paranoiac fellow unmarried, unattached, and quite irresponsible, who had decided to lock himself in a room a furnished room with a private bath, cooking facilities, a bed, a table, and at least one chair, in New York City, for a year 365 days to be precise, to write the story of another person—a shy young man about of 19 years old—who, after the war the Second World War, had come to America the land of opportunities from France under the sponsorship of his uncle—a journalist, fluent in five languages—who himself had come to America from Europe Poland it seems, though this was not clearly established sometime during the war after a series of rather gruesome adventures, and who, at the end of the war, wrote to the father his cousin by marriage of the young man whom he considered as a nephew, curious to know if he the father and his family had survived the German occupation, and indeed was deeply saddened to learn, in a letter from the young man—a long and touching letter written in English, not by the young man, however, who did not know a damn word of English, but by a good friend of his who had studied English in school—that his parents both his father and mother and his two sisters one older and the other younger than he had been deported they were Jewish to a German concentration camp Auschwitz probably and never returned, no doubt having been exterminated deliberately X * X * X * X, and that, therefore, the young man who was now an orphan, a displaced person, who, during the war, had managed to escape deportation by working very hard on a farm in Southern France, would be happy and grateful to be given the opportunity to come to America that great country he had heard so much about and yet knew so little about to start a new life, possibly go to school, learn a trade, and become a good, loyal citizen.

96. Cat’s Eye by Margaret Atwood -  Time is not a line but a dimension, like the dimensions of space.

97. Orlando by Virginia Woolf - He—for there could be no doubt of his sex, though the fashion of the time did something to disguise it—was in the act of slicing at the head of a Moor which swung from the rafters. Thanks to Dreamybee

98. Changing Places by David Lodge - High, high above the North Pole, on the first day of 1969, two professors of English Literature approached each other at a combined velocity of 1200 miles per hour. Thanks to Sarah

99. Wide Sargasso Sea by Jean Rhys - They say when trouble comes close ranks, and so the white people did. Thanks to Rachel

100. The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane - The cold passed reluctantly from the earth, and the retiring fogs revealed an army stretched out on the hills, resting. Thanks to Icedream



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15 comments:

jessi said...

#2 is Pride and Prejudice and #69 is Herzog. :)

softdrink said...

Woo-hoo! Thank you for #85, #54, and #24.

#4 is One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
#82 is Dodie Smith's I Capture the Castle.
#87 is I, Claudius, by Robert Graves.

Samantha said...

#26 is Beloved by Toni Morrison
#67 is The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath :)

Chain Reader said...

Here's a few that I actually knew:
20. David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
47. The Voyage of the Dawn Treader by C.S. Lewis
58. Middlemarch by George Eliot

Have fun! I've gotten quite compulsive about this!

Rachel said...

Thank you!

Maree said...

#15 is Murphy by Samuel Beckett ... and thanks for the list _ I'll update mine later!:)

raidergirl3 said...

thanks for stopping by, and Happy Thanksgiving!

Tammy said...

#6 is Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
#25 is The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner
#44 is Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston
#48 is The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway

Thanks for your help with my list!

Lenore said...

#68 is The Broom of the System
by David Foster Wallace

Dreamybee said...

#31-Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky
#97-Orlando by Virginia Woolf

Thanks for #24, 54, and 85!

Dreamybee said...

#31-Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky
#97-Orlando by Virginia Woolf

Thanks for #24, 54, and 85!

Becca said...

#92 is Scaramouche by Rafael Sabatini

#27 is Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes

Megan said...

#29 is Waiting by Ha Jin =)

Yasmin said...

I participated...here's my list:
http://www.apooobooks.com/weekly-geeks-21-apooo-edition/

Jacqui said...

Hi there. I just stumbled upon your blog, never been here before, but I wanted to point out that #55 is from Flann O'Brien's At Swim-Two-Birds.